(slightly exaggerated)
Former Client Testimonial
These guys suck! First they made me change my password, even though "password123" was super easy to remember.
Then they told me I couldn't use Adobe Acrobat 2003 anymore, even though I've always used it.
And they keep NAGGING me! Every month it's something else I have to do.
I got so annoyed I accidentally changed myself to a potato in Zoom and can't figure out how to change back.
Irwin D'iot
Former CEO, currently under house arrest